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Top 6 Successful Lines  

MissDReid 36F
0 messages
6/11/2017 22h38
Top 6 Successful Lines


Someone asked me to write about the times men were most successful in getting to meet up with me. Since I apparently have an amazing sex life. Really there is no secret formula, most of the time with me it's timing. I work so damn much that timing is literally everything with me, but you'll also notice that I tend to stick with the guys that respect me a bit more and don't jump off with, "Wanna fuck?" I either ignore those messages or provide a super sassy comeback... Oh! Originality really helps too.

But anyway, here goes. Top 6 most successful guys on a.f.f. It's only a top 6 because I'm tired...

6. How about we go to a sex shop and you get whatever you want?
Men ask me for advice on their profiles a lot and I always tell them the same thing: Stick to your strengths! If you've got a huge dick, show it. If you've worked hard on that body, flaunt it. If you're really kind, let me know. This particular guy felt his biggest strength was that he was rich. Good for him, at least he has something. I was going to move on down the list because the convo was going nowhere, but then he mentioned a status update where I said I needed some new outfits. Long story short, a couple days from when we first messaged I was at a sex shop with him buying outfits and toys. I blew him in the parking lot of Chrystal's after we tried out some of my new vibrators in his car. Shout out to everyone who saw us on Parker road.

5. I want to show you off!
I'm a big fan of feeling like I'm desired. By everyone. Hahaha! This guy knew that by reading something I had written, so he simply said he wanted to buy me a new dress and show me off. I countered with wearing one of my old dresses (hard to find cute things when you're a big girl) and something special underneath. His excitement over getting to meet me was really sweet, but then when I met him a couple of days later, I wasn't feeling it. We never actually fucked, but he did take me out and show me off.

Hey, this list wasn't about fucking me, just meeting me.

4. I can be at your house in 10 minutes.
This is one of those timing things. I had started talking to this guy one day. He was super cute and really funny. He turned me on with his wit. The next day, I was fucking myself and on here trying to have random men help me get off. I start talking to him and he asks where I'm at. I tell him. He asks that I go unlock the door and keep fucking myself, he's 10 minutes away. Oh, I am so down. He comes into my bedroom about 15 minutes later and we fuck 3 times. We'd only just started chatting the day before. And once I was done, I sent him on his way.

3. Come over and watch cartoons with me!
If you hit my nerd heartstrings, you'll probably also lightly graze my pussystrings. This wasn't the only time someone tried to get me to come over this way, but it was the first. We had just started messaging earlier that day, I got home from work and was unwinding by watching Netflix. He asks what I'm up to, I say watching Futurama. He says me too!! Haha! We start nerding out over our favorite shows and then he asks if I wanna come over and watch with him. Well, yeah, sure, I'm bored enough. Long story short, I watched Futurama on all fours that night.

2. I've got a super comfy bed and my shower is amazing.
This is another one where the timing was good. Me and this guy had been talking for a while, but never really talked of meeting up. One night I'm at work and just bitching about my bad day to anyone who will listen. He's listening and I say I need a relaxing night after a nice hot shower. He says he's got a really comfy king sized bed and his shower is amazing. I ask where he lives, find out he's on my way home from work. Location, location, location. I decide to test out both of these claims. Both turned out to be very true. Honestly, this one shouldn't be so high up because technically we had talked for a couple of weeks, but this guy has been by far my favorite lover I've met off here so he gets put higher hahaha!

1. I wanna cuddle you so hard!
One night, I'm bored and on im (back when I used to use the pos service) when I get a message from a guy with a big dick. It just says hi. I ignore it. Then he sends me another thats something to the effect of Girl, I love your body. I want you to come over to my nice big bed so I can cuddle you, hard. That line cracked me up, no one had ever tried to get into my pants by saying they want to cuddle me. I was just bored enough that night that I was at his place 2 hours later. We cuddled for maybe 2 minutes... before fucking for an hour. Fastest close ever for that kid, a whole 2 hours. It did not hurt one bit that he was hot and had a big dick.

So, there you go. I'm definitely not as willing to meet up like that anymore though, but you never know what can happen if you catch me at the right time...

MyBaffies 54H
4983 messages
7/11/2017 1h26

*Makes notes*

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


Curi0us885 40H/39F  
4 messages
7/11/2017 8h38

I just find good old manners and having a conversation works on me!

I'm a girl of simple tastes.


whoisagentj 54H
6060 messages
7/11/2017 16h05

Man...you being so far away is killing me. Wish you were closer and living in Chicago.
Anyway, I just wanted to return the favor you did by visiting my blog. You look great!

Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...


Agent


whoisagentj 54H
6060 messages
7/11/2017 16h25

Annnnnnddddd.....I just found out you are married. Well that blows it for me. Not that I won't not watch...but it just ruined the fantasy that you were single. Eh, what can you do? LOL! But that's ok, I wish you and your hubby much joy and happiness.

Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...


Agent


lyavu 50F
1538 messages
7/11/2017 16h37

Oh really


bigblackman21221 53H
4080 messages
8/11/2017 15h09

Noted!




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