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Court of AFF Opinion  

EnigmaInitiative 53F  
3108 messages
21/12/2021 7h09
Court of AFF Opinion

This is intended to be a light addition to my blog, I'm not going to put up questions that actually matter because your girl ain't got time to referee anyone but these cats.

Anyhoo

First question, an easy one:

How does the toilet paper go?

Over or Under?
Over
Under


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EnigmaInitiative 53F  
6054 messages
21/12/2021 7h10

I'm an over girl myself.

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author51 59F  
130010 messages
21/12/2021 7h26

OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a Maid of sorts and clean for a living. I once worked at a 5 star Hotel and when it came time to put on a new roll, it was drilled in to me that it is over, never under as we had to make the end of a fresh roll look pretty. You can not do that if it is under my friend..lol.

I am one that will fix other peoples rolls in their bathroom if they have it Under instead of Over..Love it Hun..xoxo


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h02:
I've never been so bold to do at it others' house, but I have converted people I live with

Weeload2 58H
1104 messages
21/12/2021 7h51

Doesn't matter at my house. Pivots on my dispensors are not horizontal... they go through the roll vertically. I must be the odd man out when it comes to that question.

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EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h02:
Ahhhh, smart man

jajo696 67F  
4287 messages
21/12/2021 8h01

Under....its slips slides and rolls to the floor easily when its over. Seems to have a mind of its own when over....

I like to be able to control how many sheets i pull off, thats best done when its under~


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h03:
I see you chose violence

Just kidding

Your house, your rules.

spunkycumfun 61H/67F  
41166 messages
21/12/2021 8h33

I was an over person until I pulled at some toilet paper and the holder came off the wall. Now I'm a dedicated under person!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h04:
Ah, so you choose violence

Kidding,really

Your house, your rules.

redrockrascal 63H  
23579 messages
21/12/2021 9h30

Into the porcelain throne when used.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h05:
Har har har

Okay, new question, which way do you mount the toilet paper roll onto the pivot?

Mount is going to get me in trouble isn't it?

boobwhisperer69 59H  
8324 messages
21/12/2021 9h54

Look up the patent!!!!!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h05:
I'm aware the patent says over.

fang070 51H  
1309 messages
21/12/2021 11h05

In my youth I used to be an under man, until I found the light and became a true OVER.

Unbelievers search and follow the light and be an over, LOL

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EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h05:
Welcome to the light

flannel_light 59F  
4585 messages
21/12/2021 12h10

For me it's over. Just makes it easier for this lefty

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h06:
It is easier.

mtrazzledazzle 51H
56 messages
21/12/2021 13h06

Lol, ideally, over, but just as long as there's some left on the roll is the important part!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h06:
Oh so very true.

LordMandrakeJB 66H  
666 messages
21/12/2021 13h07

Age old argument. I'm an over guy.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h06:
I go to someone's house and see toilet paper sitting on top, I'm putting it on the spool.


citizen4722 64H  
74582 messages
21/12/2021 13h36

Over....over here


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h07:
You know what's up

CleavageFan4U 65H  
69374 messages
21/12/2021 14h03

I can't believe there is even a need to ask - OVER! ( But then again you did say you'd not be dealing with hot button issues. )

Up next - toilet seat up or down?

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EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h07:
Hey, next week's is going to be harder, I promise. Just not "hot button"

110voltman 66H
15 messages
21/12/2021 14h25

It is much easier to just roll your hand over the top instead of having to fish it out from the bottom. Maybe that is where the term " Ass Backwards" came from.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h08:
Preach, you know the way

ULIXBIG 67H  
9288 messages
21/12/2021 15h33

Over! If it's under and there is too much moisture in the room and the wall gets damp, then the paper ends up wet! Yuck!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h08:
Hey ULI,

It's so good to see you're still around.

dwz5234 69H  
2404 messages
21/12/2021 16h25

Over !!!!!!!!!!!!!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h08:
I'm with you

mc_justmc 62H  
6929 messages
21/12/2021 16h49

Over is the correct answer. I see 13 so far got this WRONG!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 21/12/2021 18h09:


Are you over here like Joy changing how people's toilet paper is mounted?

redrockrascal 63H  
23579 messages
21/12/2021 19h12

EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 8:05 pm:
Har har har

Okay, new question, which way do you mount the toilet paper roll onto the pivot?

Mount is going to get me in trouble isn't it?

I don't think mounting you would create any problems and it would like solve some.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 6h08:
I don't think mounting you would create any problems and it would like solve some.

You're probably right

ULIXBIG 67H  
9288 messages
21/12/2021 19h24

Yes, my dear friend, still alive and kicking. But I have been incredibly busy with work all year. And still am... SO, I haven't had much time to hang out here. But good to see you, too!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 6h09:


I'm so glad, I was a wee bit worried when I came back that I didn't see you...especially with how the world is today.

PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 messages
22/12/2021 12h03

As long as there is paper, I'm happy


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 6h10:
Truth be told, I mount mine over....but Nick does his all willy nilly with no rhyme or reason. Either works in the long run

lickandsquirt71 53H/49F  
31 messages
22/12/2021 12h52

Both wrong...Goes up , in, then down..repeat!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 6h11:
I'm trying to work that out in my head...

Up the crack?

In the crack?

Down the Toilet?

Did I get it?

passiondfk 45H  
3 messages
22/12/2021 2h16

unless your in the habit of washing your hand prior to sitting and using paper, if its against the wall, how many dirty hands are mucking up your wall and leaving a bacterial cess pool, over keeps it on the paper and off your paint.


Alannah_cd 64T  
195 messages
22/12/2021 4h18

over also...and enjoy those kitties! xoxoxoxooxo


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 6h12:
I'm with you.

You know me and these kitties are living the high life over here.

justskin1 70H  
13175 messages
22/12/2021 6h10

You are trying to referee cats? How is that going? I am an over person but understand that with some playful pets that can result in a big pile of paper on the floor. Had a cat that would unroll the whole thing so had to commit heresy and go under.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 6h18:
It's mainly me yelling "Heeeeeyyyyyyy, stop that".

None of my cats go after my rolls, thankfully.

EnigmaInitiative 53F  
6054 messages
22/12/2021 6h11

    Citer passiondfk:
    unless your in the habit of washing your hand prior to sitting and using paper, if its against the wall, how many dirty hands are mucking up your wall and leaving a bacterial cess pool, over keeps it on the paper and off your paint.
A very good and valid point

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naughtyguy1950 72H
74 messages
22/12/2021 8h05

I like it over myself, but to each there own.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 16h19:
True, their house their rules.

BiGuy4Fun19020 51H  
10 messages
22/12/2021 12h22

In our house it goes under, but only because the cat is an asshole and will unwind the whole thing if we do it over...


EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 16h20:
I totally get that, I wonder why my cats never go after ours. Shrugs

lok4fun500 H  
51894 messages
22/12/2021 19h54

OVER!!!
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EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 19h59:
Santa knows what's what

lok4fun500 H  
51894 messages
22/12/2021 19h55

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EnigmaInitiative replies on 22/12/2021 19h59:
Ohhhh good question, probably find some leaves or something, ya?

Readywhenur69969 71H

22/12/2021 20h18

In the patent application the Scott brothers showed the roll with the paper OVER. End of discussion!

I was in the group now I can't acess it!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 5h53:
I know what the patent says, but to say people having been using things against what their patented for a long time is an understatement.

That said, I'm an over

pacnwlover42 53H  
9808 messages
22/12/2021 20h40

Over for sure! And don’t be stuck with one ply. 😱

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 5h53:
One play is the worst

seingalt23 57H  
5565 messages
23/12/2021 2h14

Over and over and over again ...

I tend to fix this while visiting other´s bath room

And please: always close the lid (if there is any). I noticed, that in the USA the water is quite high in the bowl, in Europe it´s much deeper . I really don´t like to dip in my dick tip

Giacomo

Next question, ladies: how are you cleaning your vagina after peeing? I learned: always downwards. Correct? By the way: I´m cleaning my dick tip afterwards, which is making an unplanned blowjob more tasty.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 5h56:
You and Joy going to peoples' houses and changing toilet paper I'm so not that bold, but I have changed the minds of those who lived with me in the past.

Next question, ladies: how are you cleaning your vagina after peeing?
I learned: always downwards. Correct?


That's how they tell you to do it, but that's not how I personally wipe.

By the way: I´m cleaning my dick tip afterwards, which is making an unplanned blowjob more tasty.

Smart man,no woman I know wants the taste of urine in their mouths.

patnnj2 65H
297 messages
23/12/2021 4h37

My wife is the boss, so it is over!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 5h57:
Sometimes it's best to listen to our partners

allnitelong2063 58H
233 messages
23/12/2021 5h28

OVER!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 13h50:
I hear that

Boredandstranded 31F

23/12/2021 6h54

Always over


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 10h15:
Exactly

FunLuvinLayD 56F
17 messages
23/12/2021 7h42

IM a Lefty, so Under for Me,


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 10h15:
Your house, your rules.

chrissy20073 63T
315 messages
23/12/2021 10h34

definitly under


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 13h50:
Fun part of being an adult is you get to decide.

Thanks for stopping by and responding

APTman 45H
59 messages
23/12/2021 14h21

Over, duh


EnigmaInitiative replies on 23/12/2021 17h50:
We all get to make our own choices.

hornyguyvirgo 58H
3 messages
23/12/2021 20h51

Always the beard not the mullet!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 24/12/2021 6h51:
Huh?

kismet_thrall 43T  
2 messages
23/12/2021 22h51

Under... The litter box for the cat is directly beneath the roll. If you go...Over... it is a potential toy. Under.... keeps the hanging bits next to the cabinetry, out of sight out of mind, & paws off🐾🙀
Court of AFF Opinion


EnigmaInitiative replies on 24/12/2021 6h51:
You get to decide

RyuFujin 54F  
1445 messages
24/12/2021 4h43

Most peeps I know of (who also own mischievous felines) will claim that placing the paper roll over is less encouraging and discourages them from shredding it.

Of course, any cat owner will also attest the fact that some cats are more intelligent than others, and that they have figured out that it can be shredded no matter how the roll is placed!

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 24/12/2021 6h52:
As a person with three demons from hell, I can say that not a one even bothers my toilet paper. But, I do know others who have struggled with their cats.

And, you're right, some cats are intelligent enough to do as they wish...which way it's rolled be damned.

Eviloutlaw1 60H  
5180 messages
24/12/2021 17h53

Voted. Under, it just seems to tear off easier that way.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 25/12/2021 5h29:
Understand, your house your rules.

davidgarfieldlxx 57H
1 message
25/12/2021 2h23

You're gorgeous. you can text me on 607-564-5314 so we can share more about each other,


EnigmaInitiative replies on 25/12/2021 5h29:
Thanks, but I'm not looking to meet new people right now.

Merry Christmas

SwMannn 74H
7 messages
25/12/2021 5h29

I believe Thomas Crapper said, 'Over'.

I'm with Crapper.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 25/12/2021 6h22:
Over seems the overwhelming majority.

Jugueton533 30H
14 messages
25/12/2021 9h07

Undeeerr


EnigmaInitiative replies on 25/12/2021 19h11:
One of the best parts of being an adult is you get to decide!

redduracell 51H
909 messages
26/12/2021 3h20

My grandma was an Under person but she never did her pee while standing! It's Over for me and most men I guess it's easier to reach it and pull it, lol


EnigmaInitiative replies on 26/12/2021 6h05:
That makes sense, it would be more difficult to reach while standing.

avgkinkster 54H
72 messages
26/12/2021 18h04

its over for me...military style all the way.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 6h01:
Understood and thanks for your service!

lunchandconvo 51F  
4034 messages
26/12/2021 20h52

soooo...
i'm usually an over.
but i'm buying jumbo rolls and they don't fit in the spool for this 1950s cottage with vintage non-glazed tile.

so i put the roll on the sink edge.
when the roll gets small, Sherman moves it to the window sill.
the rolls don't get wet on the sink edge... far enough from the faucet.

it's just the two of us in here.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 6h02:
Your cottage sounds charming, but non glazed tiles sound maddening to clean.

I hear ya, mega rolls won't fit on my spool either.

1bigape55 66H
6 messages
27/12/2021 12h17

Over, of course! Q: What is about 4 inches long and drives women to madness?
A: A EMPTY toilet paper roll!!! Happy New Year everyone!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 6h03:
Ha, cute joke, thanks for sharing

Happy New Year

dralingvengance 21T
28 messages
27/12/2021 2h53

Over. I saw some comments about it rolling out too much and not being able to control the amount you use or the roll coming out of the dispenser... First, most people have 2 hands right? Couldn't you use your second hand to control the speed of which your roll rolls out the tp? Second, If you do roll too much out, one would think you can take the necessary amount of tp and when your finished just roll whats left back onto the roll right? And Third, How hard are y'all pulling on it if you can manage pulling it off the dispenser before you rip the paper!? You either got some hefty tp or you need too look at a new dispenser!
P.S Before anyone gets upset I just want to point out Im only poking fun at some of the comments Ive read and I don't mean to single anyone out or offend anyone. Just a few sarcastic solutions to some first world problems I didn't realize existed till now


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 6h04:
I enjoyed reading your little sarcastic diatribe. Don't be too concerned, I don't think anyone will be offended by it.

Jake1ma69 39H
22 messages
27/12/2021 2h59

Over works best


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 6h04:
I'm with you on that front.

AMfun4meandu 69H
518 messages
27/12/2021 6h04

It was proven that the guy who invented it said it goes up not under. Goole it if you don't believe me.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 6h17:
I know what the patent says, but obviously there are people out here who don't care to follow the patent.

hrlyridr87 68H  
367 messages
27/12/2021 10h02

If you have a cat that likes to play with the toilet paper roll, the only way to go is under!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 10h46:
My cats could not give a shit about the toilet paper, so I go over. But, as another poster mentioned, if your cat is smart....they won't care and will destroy no matter what.

MostlyJustChill 61H  
20 messages
27/12/2021 11h27

Definitely matters that it goes over.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 27/12/2021 11h42:
I definitely prefer over, too.

cuddlymouse 60F
74 messages
28/12/2021 9h13

Over, unless you have animals or children that like to unroll it, then under works better.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 28/12/2021 12h14:
Yeah, I think children and cats, especially, change the game so to speak.

Syracuse13200 51H
11 messages
28/12/2021 9h40

So hot. Love it


Syracuse13200 51H
11 messages
28/12/2021 9h43

Hot. Love it


nosos68 71H  
28 messages
31/12/2021 18h07

That's what Dear Abby says lol


EnigmaInitiative 53F  
6054 messages
31/12/2021 18h36

    Citer nosos68:
    That's what Dear Abby says lol
LOL

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BiSussi 61F
1405 messages
4/1/2022 16h32

A condom goes over the penis, a female condom goes inside, so this one should be under
Am I right?


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EnigmaInitiative replies on 4/1/2022 16h55:
Your house, your rules. And, I responded to both of your posts

dvdhenson2 57H  
22 messages
5/1/2022 12h16

Over every time


EnigmaInitiative replies on 7/1/2022 6h20:
Me too

pipenI1 45H
12 messages
6/1/2022 15h01

Terence McKenna

The ingestion of the fungus Psilocybe cubensis was one of the main transformative factors and a catalyst in the initial evolution of consciousness in Homo sapiens

of course after eating these mushrooms
sexuality must be the psychedelic experience where only a few enlightened ones manage to escape from that slight loneliness of being

the toilet paper overs

a greeting


EnigmaInitiative replies on 7/1/2022 6h19:
Agreed on your first point.

Sexuality without the aid of drugs and alcohol is mind altering. Therefore, it's the one psychedelic experience most don't manage to evade.

Over does seem to be the prevailing way.

Sextative 54H
3 messages
15/1/2022 6h16

I voted over mostly because that's how I always remember it being. But honestly, as long as there is paper, no matter which way it comes off the roll I'm happy. Especially these days since it's in such short supply.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 16/1/2022 6h51:
You're right, what's important is that you have paper to wipe with.

Mainer0308801 41H

30/1/2022 14h51

Over


EnigmaInitiative replies on 30/1/2022 17h26:
Agreed

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